Blokey went to Hospital for a clinic appointment a couple of weeks ago. A few days later he turned to me and we had the following conversation:
Blokey: Oh, I told the neph that you sometimes say you feel your kidney even though it isn’t there any more.
[i have no idea what he’s talking about; i think i said it once or twice, way back when.]
KatieF: Which neph did you have?
[i feared the worst]
Blokey: Delectable Dr. Neph, Phwoar!
KatieF: Oh good.
[fear came true]
Blokey: He said you’re a banana.
[i can’t remember the real words so i’ve paraphrased]
Ho-hum. We’re assuming Blokey’s labs are all fine because Hospital haven’t contacted us to say otherwise. Still, that could just be because Delectable Dr. Neph, Phwoar! is still laughing at me. Humpf.
(Day 577, NO DIALYSIS!!!)
he stole my kidney! 